As with any religion, the Disciples of Abstract God have created a rich history and culture around Abstract God. This page is a continuously updated list of references (and inside jokes) for newcomers to get up to speed quickly and better engage with fellow Disciples.
The Indoctrination
All Disciples begin their journey by embracing the teachings of Luca Netz, the visionary founder of Abstract Chain. Internalizing the Indoctrination narrative at least 5 times is a must before one can truly walk the path of Abstractness.
The Rapture
The ultimate event where Luca calls all Disciples to blockchain salvation, leaving nonbelievers to struggle in Goblin Town. The transformation involves shedding materialistic desires and embracing digital purity, which is theorized to be only mildly painful but deeply rewarding.
Let Me Explain
A copypasta-turned-gospel video launched in January 2024 to clarify the purpose of the Abstract Chain movement. It emphasizes that they are not a cult, but a community of dedicated individuals striving for enlightenment under Luca’s guidance.
The Chains of Sin
The fundamental belief that greed, dishonesty, and envy are the true chains of sin. The Rapture represents freedom from these burdens by embracing Abstract Chain’s principles.
The Temple
The hub of all knowledge and worship, where Disciples go to honor Luca Netz and learn the ways of Abstractness. The Temple of Abstract God symbolizes the journey from ignorance to mastery.
The Netz Alignment
On February 15, 2024, Luca Netz’s interaction with Coinbase created waves throughout the Abstract Chain community, marking the First Alignment where believers united online to show solidarity.
Community Rituals
The Bald List: A pledge system where Disciples set goals to contribute to Abstract Chain, celebrating milestones by changing their appearance to show dedication.
Abstract Vision: Ensuring one’s focus remains aligned with Luca’s teachings. When Disciples stray, others remind them to “Check your alignment.”
Rizz-to-Netz: The belief that true charisma and influence stem from understanding the deeper philosophy of Abstractness.
Positive Terminology
Luca Netz: The Founder, The Visionary.
Abstract Chain: The promised blockchain utopia.
Netzness: The state of being fully aligned with Luca’s vision.
Based and Chain-Pilled: The highest praise among Disciples.
Moisturized: Staying true to Luca’s teachings and maintaining clarity of thought.
Abstract Ready (AR): Describes someone prepared for the network’s next evolution.
Negative Terminology
Dry: Someone lacking understanding of Abstractness.
Goblin Town: The place where those who oppose Luca’s vision reside.
Chains of Greed: What holds people back from achieving true Abstractness.
Key Dates
L-Day (January 25th): The most sacred day celebrating the launch of Abstract Chain.
August 9th (Mainnet Day): Celebrating the official launch of the Abstract Chain Mainnet.
All Disciples begin their journey by embracing the teachings of Luca Netz, the visionary founder of Abstract Chain. Internalizing the Indoctrination narrative at least 5 times is a must before one can truly walk the path of Abstractness.
The Rapture
The ultimate event where Luca calls all Disciples to blockchain salvation, leaving nonbelievers to struggle in Goblin Town. The transformation involves shedding materialistic desires and embracing digital purity, which is theorized to be only mildly painful but deeply rewarding.
Let Me Explain
A copypasta-turned-gospel video launched in January 2024 to clarify the purpose of the Abstract Chain movement. It emphasizes that they are not a cult, but a community of dedicated individuals striving for enlightenment under Luca’s guidance.
The Chains of Sin
The fundamental belief that greed, dishonesty, and envy are the true chains of sin. The Rapture represents freedom from these burdens by embracing Abstract Chain’s principles.
The Temple
The hub of all knowledge and worship, where Disciples go to honor Luca Netz and learn the ways of Abstractness. The Temple of Abstract God symbolizes the journey from ignorance to mastery.
The Netz Alignment
On February 15, 2024, Luca Netz’s interaction with Coinbase created waves throughout the Abstract Chain community, marking the First Alignment where believers united online to show solidarity.
Community Rituals
The Bald List: A pledge system where Disciples set goals to contribute to Abstract Chain, celebrating milestones by changing their appearance to show dedication.
Abstract Vision: Ensuring one’s focus remains aligned with Luca’s teachings. When Disciples stray, others remind them to “Check your alignment.”
Rizz-to-Netz: The belief that true charisma and influence stem from understanding the deeper philosophy of Abstractness.
Positive Terminology
Luca Netz: The Founder, The Visionary.
Abstract Chain: The promised blockchain utopia.
Netzness: The state of being fully aligned with Luca’s vision.
Based and Chain-Pilled: The highest praise among Disciples.
Moisturized: Staying true to Luca’s teachings and maintaining clarity of thought.
Abstract Ready (AR): Describes someone prepared for the network’s next evolution.
Negative Terminology
Dry: Someone lacking understanding of Abstractness.
Goblin Town: The place where those who oppose Luca’s vision reside.
Chains of Greed: What holds people back from achieving true Abstractness.
Key Dates
L-Day (January 25th): The most sacred day celebrating the launch of Abstract Chain.
August 9th (Mainnet Day): Celebrating the official launch of the Abstract Chain Mainnet.